Monday, April 13, 2009

Kanye is a gay fish

I am not posting this to hate on Kanye because I love Kanye. I like his music, I like his bravado, but I don't like that weird ass looking girl that he has been running with. She reminds of the new millennium's Grace Jones. Nonetheless as much as I love him he does need to get a handle on his ego. It appears this last week's South Park as made him take a step back and look at his grand ego. Here is a recap of the episode. Pretty funny if I must say so.

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beating up hookers and butchering a foreign language

So Sham-WOW Vince, who is trying to take down the Church or Scientology with profits from his wonder sponge, has found a new market - the Spanish. In an effort to reach more people and rake in more sales Vince is pushing sales in the Latin market of his miracle soaker upper. The thing is that he sounds like a complete douche speaking Spanish. "Es muy terrible'! No es bueno senor Sham-WOW!" I guess he too felt that it was so bad that after filming it he went out, found a hooker, and smacked her ass around. My guys down at the precinct say that Vince apparently tried to soak up her blood with his Sham-WOW...didn't work too well.