Apparently there is new trend in the ever growing field of really shameful cosmetic procedures. Need to get that brown star back to its younger healthier shine? We'll get your asshole bleached. There is no real way to fluff that up. Should I even ask why? I mean if someone is willing to have butt sex with you then I would think they are okay if our turd cutter is a little off color. Though in the procedure's defense the article says that most requests for this procedure are coming from men. Men, I think it goes without saying that we can have pretty dusty and dirty butts. Filled with dingleberries and you know the only way to get rid of those right? You've got to use a ding bat, Oooo. [que the rimshot.]
http://www.villagevoice.com/2005-07-05/columns/britesmile-for-bungholes/
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